Britains secret army

'Thousands of UK workers are being trained to help respond to a future terror attack as part of an updated counter-terror strategy, ministers say.

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said shop and hotel workers would be among 60,000 people able to deal with an incident.'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7957431.stm

Now do you suppose that these people have been given glocks, taught how to use them, and how to disarm someone in three swift movements?

Or do you suppose learning how to 'deal with an incident' means learning how to tell which dismembered limb originally belonged to which body?

I know our lords and masters, and the pathetic standards they keep to.