The Pakistani nation rose up with one voice today to declare the umpire in the Oval test match a racist. "How dare he expect us to obey rules like not tampering with the ball? We are Pakistani's and therefore don't have to obey your WHITE MAN rules. What is this, the 19th century? Next you'll be saying we have to have non-corrupt courts, an economy that doesn't just involve opium and donkeys, and a foreign policy that doesn't just revolve around jihad for all. Disgusting! Take your colour bar with you on the way out!"
All I can say is, cricket would be the better without 'em.