Funny while being true

'Hamas Calls For 'Giant Summit' With All Israelis'

'Haniyeh characterized the one-day summit as "the final solution to the Israeli-Palestinian dispute," and invited every Jewish citizen of the world to attend. Haniyeh said he expects more than 5 million participants from Israel alone.

"It was foolish of us to think that a satisfactory resolution could be reached through small-scale aggression," Haniyeh said. "It will take more than the sporadic deaths of small groups of Israeli civilians to achieve our ends."'

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45357

Read the whole thing. Very nicely done. But then The Onion guys are pretty much always superb.