Monday, November 26, 2007

Putin finds a big boogeyman under his bed

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7112904.stm

'Russian President Vladimir Putin has accused the United States of pushing Western observers into boycotting Russian elections. Mr Putin said the goal was to discredit the parliamentary election to be held on 2 December.'

He went on to blame the US for Gary Kasparovs birth and arrest, the murder of Anna Politkovskaya, the murder of Alexander Litvinenko, the second Chechen war, the suppression of all non-government press in Russia, Vladimir Putins happy-go-lucky interpretation of the Russian constitution, the holocaust and rainy Sundays.

Everybody laughed, before remembering the 2,600 rusting ICBMs...

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