Unbelievable. If the media in this country could get any more forensically trivial, it would pop out of existence. The scandal brewing in the teeny tiny minds of our newspaper editors right now boils down to: Tony Blair is staying with some friends for the holidays.
Oh My God! Is there no disgusting foulness that this man will not commit? Staying over with friends at the holidays? Will he be drinking at the pub as well? Maybe have a bit of a sing-song? The PUBLIC MUST BE TOLD!
I am feeling rather faint. I may have to go lie down in a darkened room for a while till my head clears.