It sounds like a joke, but its not. What links the CIA, the mafia and islam? Once you've joined, you can't ever leave, not really.
Prince Charles, the man who really digs islam, convened a conference to discuss the slightly embarassing matter of the murder of people who want to leave islam.
He was told by the muslim attendees that this was not something they could really approve non-muslims discussing, so please shut the hell up. And I think he did.
Lots of muslims in Britain say that we are ignorant about islam and muslim life. They will probably soon wish we were more ignorant...