Saturday, January 06, 2007

Occams Razor

Its an astonishing world we live in. Well, at least according to Paul Joseph Watson. Here are some of the things Mr Watson takes as self-evidently true

- in every single major terror bust or terror alert, the evidence is flawed and the charges are cooked up nonsense
- The Pakistani ISI is controlled by the CIA and British intelligence
- the plot to blow up multiple transatlantic airliners using liquid explosives was orchestrated by an MI5 mole within the group
- insider speculators with informants inside the British intelligence apparatus took advantage of their foreknowledge of the announcement of the foiled terror plot to place put options on airline stocks, reaping the benefits of their subsequent fall
- The geopolitical agenda of the U.S., Britain and Israel depends on the proliferation of phony terror threats in order to continue the farcical war on terror and take more of our innate freedoms at home to stifle dissent against the plot for worldwide hegemony

Flipping heck! I am having trouble keeping track of the motivations and machinations of the vast right-wing/Zionist conspiracy. Thank God we have this hardy breed of (mainly American) citizen truth-tellers to reveal the world-encompassing evil enterprise to us. Which, by the way, they seem to be able to do with shocking ease, from their bedrooms in Wichita and Sacramento. Something must be terribly wrong with the Zionist/Federal Govmt enemy-eliminator mechanism though, to allow the thousands of websites revealing their dastardly plans to keep pumping out the truth.

Wait!!! Could it be that these truther websites are actually run and funded by the Zionist occupier regime itself? Could it be a kind of double-bluff? Maybe Paul Joseph Watson is actually Paul Josephus Watsonstein? Actually, its all starting to make sense! Yes, Paul Josephus Watsonstein is actually a mossad agent placed cunningly among the naive citizens of America to promote stories about the Zionist/Federal Govmt to distract them away from what the latter are ACTUALLY doing. And the Pakistanis are playing along for laughs. At last, I am beginning to trace the lines of the REAL conspiracy! Hurrah!!!

Mr Watsonstein, your secret is safe with me. I also work for Mossad, as do 59,999,999 other Englishmen. Amazing what those Jews can do. Next year in Jerusalem?

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